guess who’s celebrating mothers day
Nor the Baudelaire orphans.
not Harry Potter
Not the Doctor
I’m sitting here crying but…
or the Winchesters
MY BOOK IS LOCKED IN A CLASSROOMN
I TOLD THIS REALLY NICE KID WHO NEVER CAUSES TROUBLE AND HEREACHED INTO HIS BACKPACK AND PULLED OUT A KEYCHAIN WITH KEYS TO THE CLASSROOM AND UNLOCKED IT FOR ME??
update i asked him why he had those keys and he said “its not important” im so lost
He’ll be vital to your quest later, don’t forget about him.
and here we have harry potter literally standing on a pile of letters to try and catch one that is still in the air. there are clearly reasons why he doesn’t get sorted into ravenclaw
the moral of the entire series is that harry is a dumbass
tumblr is going to fuck him up so bad
He’s like that cute new kid in a maximum-security prison.
It’s only a matter of time before the slavering inmates defile him beyond recognition.
this shit gonna be interesting
i’ve already written so much smut for this kid and i’m not even sorry.
(( You can be on my naughty list. ))
(Remember when tumblr was just brim filled with these posts?)